Sunday, August 19, 2007

The Cross Nun

Two nuns are driving down the highway, when, out of nowhere, a Vampire lands on the front hood of their car and is facing them through the windshield. The two nuns begin to panic when one nun yells to the other, “Do something! Show it your cross!”

The nun in the passenger seat agrees, leans out the window in rage and yells, “Get the fuck off the windshield!”

5 comments:

darkfoam said...

..that's my kind of nun.

Unknown said...

Insulting religion? I'll nun of this.

foam. I tawt you were more of the hand signal type than the yell type?

Unknown said...

Hot cross nuns, hot cross nuns.
One a penny a two a penny
Hot cross nuns.

SpongyBones said...

SJ you're bad!

Enemy of the Republic said...

I don't get it.