Friday, August 17, 2007

No, I am Not Concerned with Your Oedipal Issues


What is the purpose of this blog? Is it designed to make me look like some sort of idiot? What the hell is this? I protest!!!

I don't need to ask the question because Spongy has already answered it. Taboo lifted. Don't worry; I knew you were wired that way, already.

19 comments:

Enemy of the Republic said...

SJ, this isn't against you. I'm just so pissed off at Spongy. It's not fair that he hides behind the internet to insult me without giving me the chance to get in one physical blow. He would never say any of this to me in person! All those polls--this is war.

SpongyBones said...

I am so glad to do my part in being a human verbal punching bag for you... and what makes you think I wouldn't say this to you in person ... and what makes you think I am scared of an old bat like you anyway ...

SJ are you scared?

SpongyBones said...

I have to keep in mind this is what OLD school teachers do ... use words as weapons ..

Enemy of the Republic said...

Oh, fuck off! And I was going to write something nice.

Enemy of the Republic said...

Okay, that was impolite. Don't fuck off.

SpongyBones said...

Really now ... and you haven't asked the question neither have I ...

SpongyBones said...

oh and now you change your mind ... just like a woman.

I was going to tell you to watch your potty mouth ... and no this blog is to pick on you and SJ, which I so love doing :)

SpongyBones said...

Now say you're sorry and make nice :)

Unknown said...

Scared? Me? No way certainly not scared by either of you.

And what do you mean pick on me?

If you two are at war I would like to sell arms. I've got some good deals for you.

Enemy of the Republic said...

I'm not sorry! You are worthy of abuse. And why pick on SJ--isn't he your pal? Don't be scared of me, SJ; I'm no threat. The puppy thinks he's all badass. Time will teach him a lesson.

Okay, SJ, how much? I want a grenade launcher M-60 like the one Tony Montana had in Scarface.

SpongyBones said...

Hey SJ, you may want to include the price of lesson in that quote. I on the other hand kindly decline your offer, I am a peaceful man ... I don't have any use for weapons.

SpongyBones said...

oh, love how city folks pull out the Godfather type bad ass ... can't they fight their own battles!

Enemy of the Republic said...

Just you wait....you are so brave on the fucking internet!

Unknown said...

The price my friend is
One Muffin = 10 M60s.

If you want only one launcher just too bad ... I'll take a leg.

Unknown said...

Spongy, Peaceful protest worked for Gandhi, King, and Mandela - just takes a looooong time!

Enemy of the Republic said...

Okay, I will just murder Spongy with my bare hands and a cobra snake, since I don't fear those slithering reptiles. No gun is equal to Muffin.

SpongyBones said...

YOUR bare hands! Oh my God I just peed all over myself ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh now I just think I peed myself again!

Enemy of the Republic said...

There are words for you that even I cannot utter. Are you familiar with Sauron and the land of Mordor?

SpongyBones said...

Enemy, you picking on me makes me want to touch myself in a bad place!