Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex
positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy: "What is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind.
Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear,
'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."
Enemy's Cousin
20 comments:
I want to know who's getting paid to read this blog and where my 50% of the take is!
And my 50% of that 25%.
So that's what Texas is all about. eh?
As I said to another member of your clan, isn't 8 seconds a long time for you?
Woman you couldn't last 8 seconds with either one of us ...
BTW now there are two people getting paid to read this shit! Where's my money bytchs!
Correction: YOU wouldn't last. I think SJ would do fine.
I will not share the wealth until you are nice or at least nicer.
Fuck it you need the change more then I do ... btw you haven't noticed what I added ...
Other than the rude ass comment above, no, I don't notice.
I wouldn't expect you too see it without your bifocals ... it's all good.
Rude who's rude ... :) you know I love ya!
Aw, I love ya back, but you still need a South Side ass kicking.
Bring it on Old Woman ...
Oh, this will be fun. Barb, we'll post it on You Tube!
That's risky. I reckon a cowboy's gotta sleep sometime.
BTW, when you post this on YouTube, I'm hoping you can remember to link or embed the vid to this site.
Yep a good ass kicking is in order here
Let's do it!
Can anyone join in?
Yep Susan. I know that you pretend to be the fourth musketeer when you pick on me.. society has made this sort of thing acceptable.
You are so busted, dude. Just you, me, an alley and a broken beer bottle.
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